Joran van der Sloot found with Ted Kennedy's car.

Here is a wonderful article that I think everyone at Fox News, CNN, and every other news agency should read. I don't even want to talk about this story. IT IS OVER. I will say that it was interesting to learn that Joran van der Sloot is moving to DC and will be an understudy of Ted Kennedy. Ok, not really, but that would be fitting.