Turkey Day!

Hey, someone just told me that it was Thanksgiving. I thought I would post the top 5 things in which I am thankful. Here they are:

5. Bill Clinton can’t run again, for President anyway.

4. Bullfrogs don’t have wings, cause it would be real messy if one hit your windshield.

3. Michael Jackson is no longer in this country, now if we can just do something about the priest.

2. Winter only last a few months. Thanks to global warming, the rest of the months are summer.

And the #1 thing I am thankful for:

Turd’s are tapered!